This party is ALWAYS a freak show. American Horror Story, indeed.

How many Scary Clowns, Kneeling Football Players, British Spies, Former First Ladies, Harvey Weinsteins, Illegal Aliens, Jeff Sessions, Chinless Politicians, Lee Harvey Oswalds, Russian Hookers and Little Rocket Men will there be?

As they say, Orange is the new Black. 

Whiskey Treaty Road Show is the band. The house will be littered with candy corn, Jack O Lanterns and Party Food. $20 cover.

And if all else fails, just dress slutty.